Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Elvis can't die

I hope Elvis is safely home.

Happy April Fool's Day!

Snooping only makes the situation more dangerous

What are you up to? You think you can outsmart me somehow?

I’m afraid these antics can’t go on.

4 p.m.

Copy of the picture of your lovely daughters delivered to Max who will hand over Elvis - slightly bruised but none the worse for wear. If you are polite, we'll even give you back his mic.

Or Elvis gets a bullet.
Oh and by the way - my hench-folks are in Corporate...but I'm not.

Proof he is still alive...for now.

I hope you have recovered from the shock - I have Elvis. Are you smart enough to get him back, Ian? I think you are smart enough to follow one little direction or...well...Elvis WILL die.

Since I'm a bit insecure about this whole kidnapping thing - I need to make sure you've read this. So please leave me a note in the comments.

Finally here is another clue - Elvis is cold. He's very very very cold.

The King has left the building...

Do you want The King back?

Here is your 1st clue...

I heard footsteps slowly walking
As they gently walk across the 9 East floor
And a voice is softly saying
Elvis is mine for evermore…

Elvis has found a new place to dwell at the Heartbreak Hotel.
His hands are shaky and his knees are weak
And he can't seem to stand on his own two feet
If he knew the way, he’d go back home
Follow these steps carefully if you want the King back – provide a picture of your darling ladies by 4 p.m. today!

And remember:
It's now or never,
Tomorrow will be too late,
it's now or never
The King won't wait.

~ The Devil in Disguise

Check back often for more clues.