Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Proof he is still alive...for now.

I hope you have recovered from the shock - I have Elvis. Are you smart enough to get him back, Ian? I think you are smart enough to follow one little direction or...well...Elvis WILL die.

Since I'm a bit insecure about this whole kidnapping thing - I need to make sure you've read this. So please leave me a note in the comments.

Finally here is another clue - Elvis is cold. He's very very very cold.

2 comments:

Ian said...

Message recieved.
Please, I beg you, don't hurt him.
If it's money you want, I can make a few calls...
Elvis and I have so many enemies that I'll need more clues...

Ian said...

Well, I'll give you one for the money,
Two for your little show,
Three for getting ready,
Now bring the cat back you know.

Don't you, step on my black leather shoes.
You can do anything, but lay off-a-my black leather shoes.

Well you can bring the King to the West,
Bandage his face,
Tie his hands all over the place.
Stick him in your meeting-room freezer,
But uh, huh, honey lay off of my action figure...

Don't you, step on my black leather shoes.
You can do anything, but lay off-a-my black leather shoes.

Now if you bring him back,
unharmed and intact,
I'll applaud you efforts,
and we'll refrain from a counter attack.
You'll have to work on improving your clues,
so uh, huh honey lay off of them shoes.