I hope you have recovered from the shock - I have Elvis. Are you smart enough to get him back, Ian? I think you are smart enough to follow one little direction or...well...Elvis WILL die.
Since I'm a bit insecure about this whole kidnapping thing - I need to make sure you've read this. So please leave me a note in the comments.
Finally here is another clue - Elvis is cold. He's very very very cold.